I stole my friend's boyfriend. 🫣 He'd rather fuck me

She showed her tits 😧 We should fuck her or she'll just sit there naked

Husband, stop calling, I'm at a friend's. When I come, I'll come straight home

That's how you apologize — put your pussy under a black cock

Son, stop doing nonsense, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

"You want to fuck your neighbor, go ahead, just don't leave me!"

I wanted to jack off myself, but it's so much better with a real dick!